Jane Jensen

Juliet Capulet

Will Keenan

Tromeo Que

Valentine Miele

Murray Martini

William Beckwith

Cappy Capulet

ST

Steve Gibbons

London Arbuckle

Sean Gunn

Sammy Capulet

Debbie Rochon

Ness

Lemmy Kilmister

Narrator

Stephen Blackehart

Benny Que

FL

Flip Brown

Father Lawrence

EA

Earl McKoy

Monty Que

GE

Gene Terinoni

Detective Ernie S...